Jurassic Park 3 (now released on Peacock!) does not tend to end up near the top of most rankings of the six jurassic park Or jurassic world films, but the 2001 film is not without its strong points. One such highlight is a sequence where Dr. Alan Grant and Co. have to escape a band of Pteranodons in a giant birdcage. Another memorable moment is when a dinosaur Speak English.

To agree (Sam Neil), having been convinced (albeit under false pretenses) to return to Isla Sorna by Paul and Amanda Kirby (William H. Macy and Téa Leoni), feels nervous on the plane back to where he escaped from only just getting eaten by dinosaurs years earlier. He wakes up from a restless nap to find that all of his companions are gone, but he’s staring at a velociraptor that’s inside the plane with him! The raptor opens its mouth, but rather than roar or attack, it simply says “Alan”. Grant wakes up for real. It was a dream, and his assistant Billy was actually calling his name.

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Now some might call this sequence – which is absurd, short and tonally out of place with just about everything else in franchise – a lowlight rather than a highlight. However, consider this: what if, instead of being a dream, there was actually a dinosaur that talked all the time? Wouldn’t that have been something?

Imagine if the velociraptor talking about Jurassic Park 3 spoken throughout the film

Wouldn’t it have been fun if, when the Spinosaurus first attacked, a velociraptor turned to William H. Macy and said, in perfect English, “Oh boy, we better get out of here!”

At the end of the film, when To agree has a tense confrontation with the raptors as he returns their stolen eggs, the friendly English-speaking raptor could have just cleared things up by saying, “Well guys, it looks like we had a big miscommunication here. ”

John Hammond and InGen could extract a dinosaur DNA of a mosquito trapped in amber and use pieces of frog DNA to fill in the gaps to bring long-extinct creatures back to life. You’re telling me they couldn’t have added “talking” genes somewhere in those double helices? Maybe it was an accident, it could work too. Jurassic Park dinosaurs got pregnant despite being raised to be all female. Life finds a way, so maybe she would find a way to have a raptor who is friendly and talks to her best friend Alan?

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THE jurassic world the movies have Blue, and she basically talks to Owen Grady. Chris Pratt already headlining a hit threesome where he was friends with a talking raccoon in the guardians of the galaxy movies. How much longer would it have been if Blue could talk?

jurassic park is based on the book of the same name by Michael Crichton. The author also wrote congo, a book about a gorilla who can “speak” using sign language and special technology that vocalizes his signs. At some point in congo, the gorilla is on a plane and she orders a martini, calling it a “green drink” because of the olive. There is precedent for Jurassic Park 3the plane-bound raptor speaks. It just shouldn’t have been a dream, and the raptor should have ordered a cocktail as well. THANKS.

Jurassic Park 3 is now streaming on Peacock. The version of Jurassic Park 3 where there is a raptor talking all the way only exists in my dreams.